- parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
- family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
- friends: omg you are soooo pretty
- boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
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- person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
- me: are you making fun of me
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- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
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- English: I love you
- Spanish: Te amo
- Italian: Ti amo
- Russian: Я люблю тебя
- German: Ich liebe dich
- French: Je t'aime
- Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
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